More Bald Then Blonde

I never know how to start a story. It seems easier when you are all talking away over a good beer with friends. Perhaps I should be drinking whenever I’m writing a Blog? Anyway, I’ll start this story with the point I’m trying to get across; many old men are gross perverts and I really don’t want to listen to them talking about 20 year old girls as if they are trophies or the definition of success in life.

So I was taking a bus from “The Resort” to “The Village” to visit a friend. It turns out I was the only person on the bus and the bus driver happened to be really talkative. We were stuck at the hotel’s pickup area and he starts the conversation with “Damn, this is a great place to get stuck.” At the moment we were wedged in between a minivan and some pickup truck. I assumed he was saying this because he had been catching up with the bus in front of us and he needed to kill some time. I said something along the lines of “You trying to kill some time?” He said, “Hell no, look at all these moms.” “Moms?” “These are some serious lookers, I’d love to hook up with a mom like that. I mean, seriously, check out that one over there in black and pink.”

Okay, for starters, I think it is gross when an old guy talks about women like this, and secondly, they were married. And later, I learned he was married as well. Gross. He proceeds to ask me if I had hooked up recently. “Um, excuse me?” To make matters even more awkward, I was switching hotels to go visit a female friend. After I told him this he started lecturing me on “you better treat her with respect.” Why is it always the pigs that talk about respect?

So, to demonstrate how respectable he was he started telling me that he was married. His first line was “I got married this May to a girl 20 years younger than me; she is younger than my son.” I don’t know about you, but if I was married to someone, this IS NOT the way I would want to be described.

Then he started telling me about how women in the United States are totally superficial. He said that they wanted to see a pay check before they went on a date. I said “well, if you are going after girls 20 years younger than you, I can see how you would only attract people who were interested in your money.” He didn’t understand my comment, and I didn’t really feel like explaining it. He said they all wanted to be pampered and taken care of. I believe that many women are no different then men, they want to be successful, feel that they have purpose, be independent, self-sufficient and useful. I believe his view is old fashion, but considered that it probably has some truth. Then he started saying women didn’t see him for the great person he really was. Um, from my two minutes with him, I can tell you, women of the world, stay away.

This brings me to the bigger issue. Why are there so many perverse old men and how do I avoid becoming one? I don’t think this should be so hard…but this is seriously the fifth or sixth time this week I have watched some 60 year old guy hit on some 20-something year old girl. How can they have anything in common? “So, how did your colonoscopy go?” I personally like 30 something year old girls, the sex is generally better and there are a lot more interesting things to talk about. But, oh well, enough of my own opinions. To each there own.