Joke of the week: Tiger Woods and Ts.

On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a
petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump
attendant, who obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him in a
typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.

"Top of the mornin' to yer, sir," says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the
nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the
ground.

"What are those?" asks the attendant.

"They're called tees," replies Tiger.

"Well, what on the God's green earth are they for?" inquires the Irishman.

"They're for resting my balls on when I'm driving," says Tiger.

"My, my" muses the Irishman. "BMW thinks of everything! "